You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though
The villain still pursues her
Fake pockets aren’t really fake.
Most of them are just sewn shut. Just rip out the top seam, and boom! Real pockets!
THIS IS A THING. It happens on pants, but it’s also completely standard on suit jackets. Gotta rip the temporary stitches out!
feministnewsie said: a C, E flat and G walk into a bar. the bartender shoos them out, on the pretense that he doesn't serve minors.
oh my god shut the fuck up your music puns are slaying me
yeah i get that the bewilderbeast dragon is cool and all that, but i personally think that it’s ice cold
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
I wanna see you on your bADEST BEHAVIOUR.
which is what dargo’s bewilderbeast actually said to toothless
oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on
LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT
IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE
they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying